Northern Mockingbird, ‘Tude Dude (Local, North America)

Seriously?

Lookee here, Bully Dude. Yes, I’m a bit slow these days FILLing the feeders. But Dude, a few worms DO await your culinary pleasure. Not to mention all those black oil sunflower seeds on the tree stump behind ya. So don’t be shooting me The Evil Eye, Homie! I ain’t ascared of u; u AIN’T all dat! Chill, munch your worms, and give this broad a break. Imma comin’, soon. Hey, play your cards right, and I might even toss in a Thanksgiving Week treat or three.

Word to the wise: Don’t mess wit yoe momma.