Call it The Case of Acute (Prosecutors’) Embarrassment. Word arrived last week: the feds filed a new felony charge against R. Kelly, based on his marriage to Aliyah ... 25 years ago.
We need no plane to enjoy the exotic — this one, as close as a nearby lake. Like most of Nature, he provides a silent yet efficient sermon.
You think changing the world is impossible? Easy, as compared with coaxing a personal behavioral change.
In seeking to make an absent person look small, you succeed only in reducing your size. Your resulting shadow would fit inside a flea's egg, with an ocean of excess space.