Some folks relish “expert” status, lapping up all a claimed expert says. Think twice.
Your emergency medical treatment options: buy a case of Vaseline so the bill will do what it’s gonna do, but with minimized bend-over pain; or, self-educate about local Urgent Care facilities.
How does Google determine the date (first published vs last modified) to show next to your entry within its search results? Simple: you tell it!